Turtles are well known for their oral tradition, but now, for the first time, one of their stories has finally made it to print. Zack and Mack, a real, and rare, two-headed Red-Eared Slider, entertains us with a tome suitable for all humans. The adventure begins as Zack and Mack escape out the front door, make their way across the street and into the local creek. Their owners, including little seven-year-old Constance, search in vain for the missing...