Euphoria Rivers, Quonsettville's Chief Librarian, has left town for good. Announcing her departure, she posted a letter to the editor of the local paper, 'The Quonsettville Quacker'. On the back of the letter, Euphoria included a shitlist of all the people in town she believes drove her away. Small towns face many problems, but when one of their own turns on the rest, watch the fur and the books fly Includes stories by Jane Andrews, Jim Bell, Claudia...