"I moved to Los Angeles to find a way into the movie business, and, instead, found a city full of people eager to make a living "helping" me on my journey. 15 years later, I'm still not into movies, so I figured, why not throw my 2 cents into the self-help bucket? It seems to be a pretty good business. These 18 essays are a chance for me to write what I think about, well, everything. At least, everything that everybody thinks matters: love, life,...