The Road to Ruin

by Donald E. Westlake

Book Overview

Having set up a con on Monroe Hall, a fabulously wealthy and corrupt CEO, John Dortmunder and his hapless gang of crooks suddenly find themselves caught in the deadly crossfire between their would-be mark Hall and his own victims.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 089296801X
• ISBN13: 9780892968015
• Release Date: April 2004
• Publisher: Mysterious Press
• Length: 342 Pages
• Weight: 1.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.1" x 6.2" x 9.4"

Customer Reviews

Donald Westlake novel

There has never been a Westlake novel that rates less than five stars. Pure enjoyment.

The return of Dortmunder

There are a lot of writers out there that I enjoy, but there are a limited few who I consider extra special. Getting a new book from one of these writers is a special treat, and since such treats are limited, I need to space them out over time so as not to use them up to quickly. Donald Westlake is such a writer, and the latest treat of his that I've read is The Road to Ruin. The Road to Ruin is the eleventh novel featuring hard-luck thief John Dortmunder. Dortmunder is a gifted "planner": he's the one who can come up with the plans for the great caper. Unfortunately, no matter how great his scheme, fate always seems to conspire against him. In this novel, the target is Monroe Hall, a Ken Lay-ish sort of scheming billionaire who has avoided conviction but lives in solitude in a New Jersey mansion. Hall has ruined many with his sly bookkeeping, and now he needs to stay out of the public eye. It's even hard for him to keep household staff. Hall has a collection of valuable cars that is the target of Dortmunder and his gang. Since security is air-tight, Dortmunder decides the way to get in is to become employees. Andy Kelp becomes a private secretary, hulking Tiny Bulcher becomes a security guard and Stan Murch becomes a chauffeur. Dortmunder is the new butler. Everything works brilliantly. They've got the jobs, they have access to the cars, a place to stash them and a way of getting cash for them. There's just one problem.... Hall has ruined many people and some of those people want revenge. Mac, Buddy and Ace are some blue collar employees who were laid off when Hall's company went under; Mark and Os are investors who lost a lot of money when the stock collapsed. They team up with the intent of kidnapping Hall and forcing him to transfer money out of his "secret" off-shore accounts. But unlike Dortmunder and his crew, these folks are strictly amateurs. They do eventually develop a plan of their own, but the execution of their plan will create havoc with Dortmunder's own plot. Westlake's Dortmunder books are always a delight, and this book is no exception. Although crime rarely pays in these books, Westlake is hardly moralizing. Actually, if there is a moral to a Dortmunder story, it's a rather cynical one: you can work hard and plan well and still, something can come out of nowhere and louse things up. But that's probably reading too much into Westlake's intent; this book should be strictly read for the great entertainment it provides. The Road to Ruin is a fun and funny read.

Please Donald, More Dortmunder

Donald E. Westlake has made a career interspersing wonderful Dortmunder novels with various substandard other books. Road to Ruin is another hit for the Dortmunder genre. It involves Dortmunder and his usual associates as they try to steal a set of antique cars. As usual Westlake involves various other characters as they approach the climax from other directions. The laugh quotient is high as it normally is with novels of the series. And you always know that although they are crooks Dortmunder and his cronies don't really want to hurt anyone. Road To Ruin eclipses the last two Dortmunder novels (What's the Worst that Could Happen, and Bad News) primarily because the secondary characters are a great improvement. This particular adventure is very close to the best novels of the Dortmunder series (specifically The Hot Rock, Nobody's Perfect and Drowned Hopes). For this reviewer it would be ideal if Westlake spent the rest of his life writing only Dortmunder novels.

amusing witty crime thriller

Once he was society's darling, invited to all the posh social events of the season, but now Monroe Hall doesn't ever leave his Pennsylvanian estate and nobody he used to call friend comes calling. As an executive officer in a well to do company, he embezzled funds that belonged to the workers and the investors. A fleet of high powered lawyers have kept him out of jail and even though he declared bankruptcy, he is still living an affluent lifestyle.Many people are out to get Monroe Hall including his investors who lost everything and three union workers who want justice (and money) for their 2700 members. The estate is heavily guarded and there is an electrical fence surrounding it. Hall never leaves his property so the people who want to kidnap him so they can force him to access his offshore accounts have to find a way in. Into this mix come John Dortmunder and his felonious crew who are able to secure jobs on the estate to steal Hall's valuable car collection.Fans of this long running series will definitely enjoy THE ROAD TO RUIN, in which every character walks on the wrong side of the law. The snappy dry wit repartee, the comical action scenes and the unexpected ending are just some of the reasons why Donald E. Westlake is such a fan favorite. The interactions between the various criminal groups are reminiscent of a slapstick comedy and readers will find themselves chuckling out loud at some of the situations they find themselves in. Dortmunder and his cronies become involved as they plan a heist that could net each of them millions of dollars.Harriet Klausner

Don't miss the latest in a long line of Westlake classics!

I would like you to do something for me. It will only take a few hours, and you'll enjoy every minute of it. It is a relatively simple task. Just read Donald Westlake's new novel THE ROAD TO RUIN and then read any two or three of his previous works. THE ROAD TO RUIN is part of Westlake's John Dortmunder mythos, but you don't have to limit yourself to that fine series. If you want to dip into one of his crime novels or stand-alone comic crime novels for the purpose of this exercise, that's fine. After you've done this, please get back to me and tell me if there is anyone else who writes more prolifically and with such consistency.Westlake does it all. His storytelling ability compels you to keep reading. His plotting is first rate. His writing style ... how does a guy simultaneously entertain and challenge the reader? The only time you'll set this book down is if you need to reach for the dictionary. Westlake doesn't just work with language --- he loves it. And it shows. He is also fond of adding little details, flourishes, touches to what is going on in his work. In THE ROAD TO RUIN, one of those little touches is a partner's desk. Within a few words, he describes perfectly why one rarely sees a partner's desk these days. The guy is a marvel.I could prattle on all day about Westlake (indeed, it appears I have) but I'm sure you would like to know what THE ROAD TO RUIN is all about. You probably have a good idea if you are at all familiar with John Dortmunder, Westlake's perennially unsuccessful thief. Dortmunder is not so much unskilled as he is unlucky. He is the walking embodiment of Murphy's Law. What makes the Dortmunder novels such an absolute joy to read is not necessarily what happens, but why it happens and who it happens to.Monroe Hall is one of the "who's" in THE ROAD TO RUIN. Hall is very, very rich, and very, very crooked. He is a robber baron in the sense that he robbed SomniTech, his own company, and its stockholders, earning the hatred of ... well, just about everyone. He is so hated, in fact, that the hired help is in the process of de-hiring itself. Dortmunder gets wind of this and hatches a wild plot to get himself and his gang of not-so-merry but still funny men hired onto the Hall estate.Dortmunder has his eye on Hall's collection of classic cars. The only way to circumvent Hall's considerable security is to become part of the interior scenery as the hired help. What Dortmunder doesn't plan on, however, is that Hall's list of antagonists include some union types who lost their pension money to Hall's shenanigans and some venture capitalists who were heavily leveraged into SomniTech and who, when the smoke cleared, were forced to move back with their parents. The white and the blue collars form an uneasy alliance --- only Westlake could so effectively skewer both --- to get their money back, and maybe a little extra. When all three deals start to go down simultaneously, Hall has some good company: his faithful butler, Dortmunder