The Redneck Wedding Planner

by Buck Peterson and Ophelia Bernice Peterson

Five-time bride Peterson knows a thing or two about planning and throwing a white-trash wedding to remember. Finally, all of her hard-won wisdom is available in The Redneck Wedding Planner. Includes... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0767921356
• ISBN13: 9780767921350
• Release Date: April 2006
• Publisher: Broadway Books
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.56 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.4" x 6.1"

Customer Reviews

Almost Too Cute for Words

This wedding planner is toooo much fun. I bought it for several girlfriends and gave it to them at the showers...they all thought it was a hoot. The illustrations are great too. A terrific gift idea.

Another Pabst Blue Ribbon wonder from Buck

Under his nom de foundation garment, Ophelia Bernice, Buck "Buck" Peterson reveals all the important stuff necessary to a real redneck wedding. For those who don't know the difference, a redneck owns their own double-wide trailer while white trash are more concerned with finding something to go with the biscuits, like food. Planning a wedding is serious business when it's your fourth or fifth and the bride is pregnant with someone's baby and the groom is applying to the Witness Protection Program. The chapel needs decorating, the bridal gown has to be let out again, and the parents of the lucky couple must settle any long-standing feud before the first keg is tapped. Ophelia/Buck shows the crooked way to celebrating the sparkling occasion in low class high style, from bridal showers and bachelor parties to the service itself and the post-vow dove shoot, and the wretched hangovers the morning after. Any bride or groom-to-be would be most fortunate to have this handy reference guide now, before the June bridal season begins. The illustrations are cool, too, I guess.

HILARIOUS REDNECK BOOK

This is perfect gift to give any bride to be or anyone that just loves redneck humor. It's really cute!!!