The Titan mother, Rhea, has lost something and wants it back. Bad. Zeus wants the prince of Troy, Ganumede, who wants the same thing as Rhea: the most powerful phallus in creation, currently owned by the golden god, Attis. How it got there and why it can never be touched is a conundrum that holds all of creation in its grasp. Ganumede falls under its spell - cursed with an unquenchable infatuation for Attis, an Adonis that rides a gold motorcycle...