In 2010, a young man named Hess claimed out loud that he agreed with the notion that caffeine could lead someone to psychosis. This odd declaration was jotted down for record - to be reviewed at a later date for another laugh, one would guess - and the "The Quote Book" was born. Once a steno pad filled with neat, legible scribbles of the most absurd and bizarre variety over the course of three years, the quotes voiced by over a dozen military co-workers...