The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks

By Margaret McGuire

Did he really just say that? ? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they're the worst the male species has to offer--and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." Gene Simmons: " I] don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium." Sean Hannity: "I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress." And many, many more.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1594744254
• ISBN13: 9781594744259
• Release Date: July 2009
• Publisher: Quirk Books
• Length: 144 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.5" x 7.2"

Customer Reviews

Incredibly funny

What you can see in the preview does _not_ do justice to this amazing collection of quotes, mainly because those of politicians are not in the preview. Extremely funny!