"Down in South Jersey, you got your Jersey Devil and the Pine Barrens. Up here, we got E.T.s and Quinnipiac." So says Alan Riddiak, NSA field agent Jake Farrister's friend, as they rent kayaks at Quinnipiac Reservoir, site of what locals say was the most credible mass sighting of a UFO in human history, and just miles from the swanky Tawnee Mountain Resort, where Alan's boss, revered Senator Grant Bilson of New Jersey, is on an August recess retreat...