Two years ago, I had the hottest night of my life with a woman who didn't want to tell me her name-and in a tequila-fueled fever dream, I agreed. She was funny, sexy, and after I got past her brittle shell, secretly very sweet. In the morning, she was gone. I've looked for her in every city I've played in since. That night ruined me for anyone else, but the woman I only know as "Jersey Girl" never showed...