"What happens if you travel to the past and accidently tread on a grape before you're born?" asks Charles Darwine. "Ah, the old grape grandfather paradox," replies H.G.Wines. "What could possibly go wrong?" When the United Grapes land Peel Armstrong on the moon, Queen Vintoria is not amused. So she decides to set up the Grape Exhibition to highlight the achievements of the Grape British Empire. It is here that H.G.Wines launches his fantastic wine...