"We are descended from grapes and we can live to a ripe old age. We are not just here without rhyme or raisin." So says Charles Darwine, Queen Vintoria's favourite stand-up comedian, but as always her Majesty is not amused. The population of Grape Britain is mysteriously disappearing and nobody seems to know why. Can the Wine Minister, Wineston Churchill, find a solution or will public enemy number wine, Guy Corks, finally manage to blow up the Housewines...