Have you ever fake dated your bodyguard? I highly recommend it. Especially if he's anything like Erik Wilder: former football player, world class know-it-all and unrepentant grump. Trust me, I know how that sounds. Despite all that, this man ticks every single box I want ... ticked. From the outside, I get why we wouldn't make any sense. He's suspicious, never talks about his past and has the comfort...