It's the perfect read-aloud A flustered cat is on the verge of crying fowl in a farmyard story that will crack kids up. Jack the cat is building the perfect nest. It's bound to attract the perfect chicken, who will lay the perfect egg, which will make the perfect omelet. And sure enough, a chicken shows up (" Caramba "), but so do a duck ("Sacr bleu ") and a goose ("Great balls of fire "). Feathers get ruffled -- and Jack gets much more than breakfast...