The Official Alien Abductee's Handbook: The Ultimate Self-Help Guide for the New Millennium

by Joe Tripician

Joe Tripician has obviously never (and admits as much) been abducted by aliens, or he could never have written such a screamingly funny book about what would obviously be traumatizing events. The book... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0836227603
• ISBN13: 9780836227604
• Release Date: January 1997
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 144 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 7.0"

Customer Reviews

Funny and Frightening

Anyone who can get rave blurbs from both Robert Anton Wilson ("The funniest book I've read since the Warren Report.") and the late, great Dr. John C. Lilly ("Joe Tripician has achieved the impossible: a truly funny book on alien abductions.") has got to be doing something right -- or something resembling very strange drugs.I laughed, I cried, I cringed. It seems all too real to be funny, but all to funny to be real. A must re-read!

A Novel of epic proportions,it happened to me it's all true.

A humorous look at being abducted, and how to greet an alien with an anal probe with out offending it.