For too long northerners have faced derision at the hands of southerners, whether it be about the northern climate, their thriftiness, or gloomy outlook, but all this is about to change. Now is the time for northerners to rise up as one and growl, 'I'm from t'North and I'm proud ' After all, where would southerners be today without the hallowed Yorkshire pudding, or stainless steel, open-cast mines or Peter Kay? The Northern Monkey Survival Guide...