One night in Vegas I gave him my heart... one day later, he broke it. Look, I've never claimed to be a nice guy. I don't do pretty words, I don't give polite smiles, and I refuse to be sucked into the sappy bucket of sentimentality that is Christmas in small-town O'Leary. Smiling neighbors, overly decorated trees, a town parade, a Santa contest? Ho ho no. I do shifts as a firefighter, and I go home alone. I...