The Simple Network Management Protocol, SNMP, empowers you to invoke ancient standards from the void. SNMP exposes the secrets of your network and servers, and--if you're careless--reconfigures them into unspeakable nightmares. It exposes your inadequate brain to the vast alien dimensions underlying modern computing. SNMP is authentic dark magic. Abdul Alhazred's infamously rumored Networknomicon, or SNMP Mastery, has long been blamed...