Sometimes life has a way of bending you over and ramming you right up the ass, but if it's going to do that, the least it can do is take me out on a date first. After an untimely firing caused by what could only be the best donkey meme ever created, I find myself back in my snowy hometown of Blushing, Colorado. And as beautiful as it is, there's one big reason why I haven't been home in six years.
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