In The Most News Hilarious News Stories Ever, comedy maestro, Paul Davies, presents the funniest news stories ever written. Laugh out loud to top news stories, including, Catholic Priest Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk Indiana Jogger Arrested for Having a 'Boner' in His Sweatpants.Burgler Kills Goldfish To Not Leave Any WitnessesNicky Minaj Insures Her Voluminous Butt For $15,000,000Cat Called For Jury DutyFather Gets...