Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, the Miseducation Years

by Paul Howard and Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Book Overview

So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve. But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst. And when they do ... OH MY GOD

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is all meat and no preservatives, roysh, at least, that's what it says in the can in, like, one particular south Dublin girls' school, which shall remain nameless, roysh, basically to protect the names of the guilty. You know who you are.

With a new introduction by Paul Howard, Ross's representative on, loike, earth?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1847178405
• ISBN13: 9781847178404
• Release Date: June 2016
• Publisher: O'Brien Press
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.

Customer Reviews

You love to hate him.

I started this series by picking up Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade while in Dublin and I liked it so much I had to start from the begining. It's definitely written for guys because the women are complete idiot/bimbos and the men are sports studs but that's what makes it so funny. It's completely outlandish and it's hilarious to be in the head of this self-proclaimed sex god and living legend. Definitely good for a quick read if you're looking for something to laugh at.

Not the best of the series, but worth a read

If you are only going to read one of the 'fictional autobiographies' I would pick "ps. I scored . . ". However, once you've read those I think you'll want to pick the rest of these up. How can Ross be so dumb and yet so successful? Probably funnier for guys but I love this series.

like totally hilarious

if you are from Ireland or know anything about Dublin, then this will crack you up!