What do you do when one of your best friends is unlucky in love? You become his wing-woman, obviously... Sam Simmons has quickly become one of my best friends. We were thrown together when our B.F.F.'s fell in love, and the connection was instant. He's the yin to my yang. The peanut butter to my jelly. The chocolate to my bacon. Wait...what? Gross. Anyway, when Sam gets all misty-eyed over his sad, cobweb-filled...