*The Last Church in America* might refer to the First Elderian Church of Pugh: geographically located on the edge of a Midwest dimple in an otherwise deserted town, whose zany resident-worshippers occupy themselves with shrinking supplies (especially of peas and pearl onions), shoot at strangers who offer them food, or throw themselves into an upheaval over the curse of Jeconiah. OR...*The Last Church in America* might refer to the peculiar strangers...