They want him to save the world. But, first, he must save himself. Kirkwood Scott is having a bad day. Languishing in a dead end job and recently dumped by his girlfriend he struggles with a crippling form of OCD which manifests itself in the form of Colonel Augustus Skelly, a phantom voice from Kirkwood's childhood who controls his every waking moment via a series of tortuous routines, 'The 49'. Kirkwood has little to look forward to, bar a weekend...