It's Christmas Eve and the town centre is alive with the buzz of the festive season. You step through the doorway of a tiny bakery with snow-laced windows, where an old woman is icing cakes behind a low counter. It's so quiet in here, so peaceful and- "BLITHERIN' BAUBLES " Crikey, you've heard car-horns more peaceful than that. "SOMEBODY'S NICKED GINGER'S GUMMY-TOTS " The baker is Fairy Berry. Her assistant...