In this reimagining of the classic tale, Stephanie Meier herself is a character-trying to fall in love, as an experiment, and write about it afterwards (to be the next Jane Austen).Edgar Coltrane lives in a home for troubled youths called "the House of the Rising Sun." He fends off Stephanie's advances with the claim of being a vampyre-or too busy, building a time machine. But his trickery back-fires, blowing up in his face.What starts out as seemingly...