The first time I met my neighbor, I was covered in toilet water. The second time? I was staring up his kilt. On accident, of course. Just when life was looking up, things went from bad to worse. Promotion? Forget it. I'm lucky I'm not arrested. But when fate tossed me the keys to an old Scottish Inn-courtesy of a grandmother I never met-I couldn't pass up the opportunity. What have I got to lose? Everything,...