"Threats made, threats kept, boobies!" as The GOO would tell you. Not one volume but two of the amoozing saga of the Great Orange Ogre (not forgetting our ever-imperilled heroine, Inga, and her nasty little nemesis, Chooky). The GOO's reign as Oomperor of the Oompire grows ever more authoritarian - absurdly so. He complains that his ultimate enemies are comedians. They repay the compliment by punishing him with metaphors and pataphors, woeful...