Some people believe God is a spoilsport who wants to take everything exciting and/or the least bit pleasurable out of our lives. He would really like it if everyone ended up in a monastery.
Some view God as a harmless old man perched on a cloud somewhere with a long flowing white beard. He's in His world and we are in ours. He's basically out of touch.
Others see God as kind of an heirloom passed from one generation to...