What happened to all the glue? We didn't know, but people were intent on harassing us anyway. And when we found out- oh. The course of my life took an unprecedented turn. No one could have ever prepared for what horrors might have happened during The Glue Famine From the author of Good, Clean Dirt comes a hyperbolized but not-entirely-fictional account of a very, very tired retail worker in the midsts of the 2016/2017 Slime Fad