Get ready for the true history of the Fountain of Geneva, the liquid monument built by Roman emperor Hadrian to commemorate the most important moment of his love life. Following the death of his lover Antinous, he visits Geneva, where he is told about the Muttoni---a ravishing, oversexed Nordic tribe which terrorizes the neighborhood. Hadrian concocts a cunning plan: he issues an empire-wide call for the first edition of "ROME HAS SEXUAL TALENT",...