was a swinging, eligible bachelor, until one day, three of his girlfriends announce that they're pregnant with his children.Sensing that he may be indebted for a lot of money in child support, the narrator ends up getting together with his lawyer to hammer out a deal to get out of paying child support, but with one stipulation;he has to adopt the children and raise them as his own, and not just one, or two, but four babies all born within weeks of...