The Fabulous Saga of Alexander Botts and the Earthworm Tractor

by William Hazlett Upson

Botts is back! After nearly 30 years, the fabulously popular stories of Earthworm Tractor salesman Alexander Botts are back in print to delight both those who remember reading William Hazlett Upson's... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0896585301
• ISBN13: 9780896585300
• Release Date: January 1965
• Publisher: Voyageur Press (MN)
• Length: 255 Pages
• Weight: 0.69 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.3" x 8.1"

Customer Reviews

Sheer Delight

Most of us have so many books and magazines in a teetering pile on our bedside tables, that we can't commit to any one of them. No matter how absorbing the material in hand, the thought of all the other stuff waiting to be read distracts us. However these collections of Botts' stories are the exception. They are so entertaining that I found myself completely concentrated in them. Even though these stories were written from the 1920's through the 1970's, each one seems as fresh as bread out of the oven. They are also educational. As Botts leaps in to accommodate a miner or a timber company owner - you'll incidentally learn a lot about mining, forestry, or how to solve a variety of current workaday problems. But of course the real reason to read these stories is Alexander Botts himself. He's the indomitable salesman, so cocksure and ahead of himself that he often seems to be clutching defeat out of the jaws of victory. But then by sheer luck and pluck, he usually manages to turn things around and make everything come out right. There are quite a few collections of these stories culled from the "Saturday Evening Post," but this book offers the added attraction of pictures of Joe E. Brown in the role of Botts in the one movie that was made featuring this character. So it's a nice edition to own. This book contains 14 of Botts' adventures, including: 1) "I'm a Natural-Born Salesman" - in which Botts launches on his career with the Earthworm Tractor Company and his long-suffering boss, Gilbert Henderson. 2) "The Old Home Town" - in the process of demonstrating a tractor's snow removal ability, the tractor breaks every window along the town's Main Street. 3) "Thar's Gold in Them Thar Mountains" - in which Botts falls in with a scheme to reactivate an old mine that seems to hold a rich vein of ore. 4) "The Depression is Over" - Botts rashly removes some parts from the Earthworm's demo model tractor at Chicago's 1934 World's Fair, while back at the home office he is being considered for a promotion, despite the fact that management perceives that "there is a wild harum-scarum quality to (his) mental processes which at times seems to approach very closely to actual insanity." 5) "Confidential Stuff" - as fears about World War and spy activity in the U.S. mount, Botts devises an elaborate code to be used in telegrams and letters sent back to the home office. A foreseeable failure of communication results and Botts ends up making a high-speed run across the Mexican Border in an Earthworm tractor. 6) "Wrong Again, Henderson" - Botts lets an unauthorized reporter get a look at how Earthworm tractors are helping to build the Alaskan Highway in 1940, despite this construction being a top military secret. 7) "Botts Gets a New Job" - in which Botts goes undercover in his own firm, applying for a job as a janitor in order to prove how silly the new standardized personnel tests are. 8) "Tractor Hoarder" - Botts consults both a soothsayer AND a rainmaker in order

Alexander Botts brought back to life

Couldn't wait for each issue of the Saturday Evening Post from Curtis Publishing Company to be distributed and arrive to see if another Alexander Botts adventure would be in it. Now I need wait no longer! Don Hardy

Tales of a natural-born salesman

Self-proclaimed "natural-born salesman" Alexender Botts worked for the Earthworm Tractor Company, of Earthworm City, Illinois. Growing up as the son and grandson of tractor dealers, only 100 miles from "Earthworm City" [Peoria, home of Caterpillar], I was used to monthly visits by traveling sales representatives from the makers of the several types of farm machinery we sold, each with his own jokes to pass on and stories to tell. Dad, in turn, related his own stories. He had a copy of the ©1962 Pocket Book paperback "The Best of Botts," and lent it freely among these fellows, who all loved it. Sometimes a copy would not come back, having gone on to circulate farther afield. Dad could afford replacements -- at 35 cents apiece, it wasn't a great loss, even in 1960's dollars. 3 of its 13 chapters are among the 14 that appear in this (©2001) compilation. My favorite Botts quote is from the story "Botts Gets a New Job," which appears on page 173 of this volume: "It is, as I said before, the last straw. Coming on top of everything else, it is the final grain of salt that causes the solution to reach a point of supersaturation, so that the camel is precipitated to the bottom of the test tube." I remember first reading it in the book "The Best of Botts". I thought that it was so brilliant that for years I had misremembered it as being from P.G. Wodehouse. Reading it again, after several decades, I realized how similar Upson's Botts stories are to Wodehouse's Jeeves & Wooster tales. Wooster gets himself into scrapes, and Jeeves gets him out of them. Botts gets himself both into and out of scrapes -- he's Wooster and Jeeves rolled into one, and transplanted from English polite society to the mud-and-money world of tractor sales. There are none of the cultural and literary references that pepper the pages of Wodehouse, but Botts never tires of waxing poetic about his =own= abilities, or the lack of same in his boss Henderson. Volume #2 (©2005) of this new set is "Alexander Botts Rides Again." Here are the stories in these three books, with the date of each story's publication in The Saturday Evening Post. The Best of Botts (©1962) [B in the last table below] [MAR 1920] I'm a Natural-Born Salesman [DEC 1933] The Big Tree [MAY 1944] Situation Haywire [JUL 1945] A. Botts and the Möbius Strip [FEB 1947] Botts Gets a New Job [SEP 1947] Alexander Botts vs. the Income Tax [DEC 1950] The Crime of Alexander Botts [JAN 1951] Botts Runs For His Life [OCT 1953] Botts and the Impossible Mountain [JUL 1956] Botts' Perfect Alibi [SEP 1957] Botts Turns Traitor [JAN 1858] Botts and the Day the Dam Broke [AUG 1959] Botts and the Picket Line The Fabulous Saga of Alexander Botts (©2001) [F] [MAR 1920] I'm a Natural-Born Salesman [NOV 1921] The Big Sales Talk [JAN 1925] The Old Home Town [JUN 1932] "Thar's Gold in Them Thar Mountains" [JUL 1934] The Depression Is Over [NOV 1939] Confidential Stuff [0CT 1940] Tractors on Parade [JUL 19

Hope springs eternal

This is fun reading. If your idea of a good book is that it weigh 10 lbs and makes you feel miserable, then this is not the book for you. The stories of Alexander Botts are short, funny, and always have a happy ending, despite the absolutely horrific conditions in the middle of each story. These are stories of hope, that no matter how bad things seem to be, there is always a silver lining for those who don't give up. Alexander claims he's a "Natural Born Salesman"...I'd quibble with that and claim he's a natural born optimist. More than just a "glass half full" attitude, more of a "there are thousands of uses for crushed glass" optimism. Enjoy.

Belly laughts from Saturday Evening Post

As a child, living on the Panama Canal Zone, I would look foreward to recieving the Saturday Evening Post , from the states, to read the lastest adventures of Alexander Botts, the bumbeling but Super Salesman from the Earthworm Tractor Company. Our family would gather around the kitchen table each Saturday night as Dad would read this halarious series to us. Great stories! A must for anyone who read Saturday Evening Post in the '20s, onward.