The Essential Guidebook to the Secret Lives of Clams

by Bob McGough and Robert McGough

Bob, of Tales by Bob, has set out to become the world's foremost expert on species of clams that do not exist. This book is the product of those efforts, artfully positioning him in the role of fictional clam connoisseur. Within these pages you will find ten different clams, from the fearsome Clampire to the roguish Running Clam. With each comes a carefully crafted visual representation, including one by famed artist Ryan Frank. What people are saying: "You get off to the lamentations of the people you torture with your crappy jokes." - Chris May, Security Expert"A true wonder of naturism " - The ghost of Audubon, in a daydream Bob had."Oh yeah, that." - Ryan Frank, artist, upon being reminded of his artful contribution. "I have never hated clams more." - Rachel Lindley, HR specialist"I can't believe you thinks I'm gonna gas you up on your clam idea. I love you and support you, but this is worse than a meth problem." Kieth Miskell, Semi-Pro Disc Golf Champio

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0863TWQTG
• ISBN13: 9798623895806
• Release Date: March 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 50 Pages
• Weight: 0.16 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.5" x 8.5"