A few "sexy" bullet points about Jay: * He is in love with a cheerleader named Cameo "Appearance" Parnell * He is forever losing "Love-15" to tennis-playing goddess Caroline Richardson * He rocks a touch? array of pop-culture references, jokes, and puns * His family-life cookie is about to crumble. Live vicariously through Jay as he faces off against his mortal enemy, gets awkward around his dream girl(s), loses his marbles in a Bermudian love triangle,...