Dear Professor, When I said I wanted the D, I didn't mean that letter on my exam. You're gorgeous, forbidden, and the man of my dreams, but the only D you can give out is a letter grade. I don't have an apple for teacher. Instead, I'll give you my cherry.A girl can dream, right? I wish you wouldn't make me hate you when all I want to do is make love to you.Sincerely, Your Frustrated StudentThat's what my know-it-all student wrote to me in a...