The kettle began it Don't tell me what Mrs. Peerybingle said. I know better. Mrs. Peerybingle mayleave it on record to the end of time that she couldn't say which of them began it; but, I say thekettle did. I ought to know, I hope The kettle began it, full five minutes by the little waxy-facedDutch clock in the corner, before the Cricket uttered a chirp.As if the clock hadn't finished striking, and the convulsive little Haymaker at the top of it,...