A humorous step by step guide to preparing, cooking, and serving anything from a quick and easy 10 minute meal for one to a lavish feast for many. This book is geared towards the person who has difficulty telling a pot from a pan, yet still wants to eat well. Inside you will find guided recipes for beef, poultry, pork, salads, appetizers, breakfasts, and desserts with options to fit your time, taste, budget, and dietary needs. It's a real-world cookbook...