The Complete Cynic's Calendar of Revised Wisdom, 1906 is a book written by Ethel Watts Mumford and originally published in 1905. The book presents a collection of witty and sarcastic aphorisms, maxims, and observations on various topics such as love, marriage, money, politics, and human nature. The author, known for her sharp and cynical sense of humor, revises and updates traditional wisdom to reflect the realities of the modern world. The book is...