The Coming of Tan: Past, Present and Future of Humanity, Extraterrestrial Attention, Environmental Catastrophe

by Riley L. Martin and O-Qua T. Martin Riley L.; Wann

Before Riley Martin was a radio host on Sirius -XM satellite radio under Howard Stern's channel, Riley Martin wrote The Coming of Tan, a prolific book, with possibly an enhanced writing ability... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0964574500
• ISBN13: 9780964574502
• Release Date: January 1995
• Publisher: Historicity Productions
• Length: 369 Pages
• Weight: 1.60 lbs.

Customer Reviews

O-Qua Tangin Wann, Qua Omsa-La-Juwann

Hello. My name is...my name is... My name is...Riley Martin. Hello. My name is...my name is... My name is...Riley Martin. In 1953, near the Saint Francis River I heard a voice saying: O-Qua Tangin Wann Qua Omsa-La-Juwann O-Qua Tangin Wann Qua Omsa-La-Juwann If we seek the truth We shall find it. I'm delusional...marsupial. Tenacious...juxtaposition Reptilian...equilibrium Disoriented...insectilian Extraterrestials...thousands if not millions. Intangible...vibration In the Biaviians'...civilization. Universal...information It was a hell of a halluciation. He's crazy. My name is...my name is... My name is...Riley Martin. My name is...my name is... My name is...Riley Martin.

Riley Rocks!!

I absolutely love this guy, and especially how Howard Stern portrays him almost every day on Sirius radio. Just the funniest. Actually, the reviewer Ryan the Drunk said it best, quoting Riley's alien speech, which Howard Stern puts to great use in well known songs. Priceless. Just friggin' priceless. And since he's so well known from Stern, look how much his book is worth 'used'! His 1-hour new radio show is something to hear. Riley's great deep and well spoken voice almost lends credence to his BS alien experience. Hey Riley, draw me my sign! Oh, the book is just so bloody much fun to read. A fantastical journey into time and space with Riley Martin. With beavers, grays, and Tan. What can be better? Oh, qwa, tangean-wa, to you too, Riley.

Etherial

This book will transcend you from the mundane world of earth to the grander scheme of cosmic brotherhood. It will stretch your imagination to higher conceptions of universal law and truth. It will reveal that we must live in universal harmony with nature or be destroyed by planetary upheavals brought on by our indiscriminate thinking and actions. This book will make you reevaluate philosophically all you hold close and dear.

Sheer brilliance

This book is a great read, whether or not you choose to believe what Riley Martin is trying to tell us. It's funny, smart, and creative. You will go on a fantastic journey with Riley from his roots on a farm with his dog Brown Boy, to his intergalactic space adventures fighting the Targzissians alongside the being known as Tan. Riley really ratchets up the fun with the introduction of Question; some kind of talking space beaver who turns out to be a mirror image of Riley's personality, only slightly more twisted. He manages to get Riley into all sorts of trouble, but I'd like to point out, it is Riley's idea to sire many half-breed alien children with hybrid-females aboard the mothership. If that sentence intrigues you, then buy the book! You see what I'm saying? And things of this nature.