Three crazy, funny stories, featuring the two clumsiest talking mice you'll ever meet... Shortlisted for the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE 2010 'The mouse started to trundle away, glancing at Howard over its shoulder, nervously. "You may well glance at me nervously," said Howard, picking up an empty water glass and placing it over the mouse. "You'll stay in there so I can eat my breakfast in peace. I shall deal with you afterwards..."' But...