Picture the scene ladies. You meet your future mother-in-law for the first time, a delightful lady, to celebrate your engagement to her son. She bids you farewell and whispers some choice words, "He's your problem now". Surely you'd hear the Clue Phone ringing, the phone inside your head that sets alarm bells ringing? Well, hindsight is a beautiful thing but it's never with you when you need it. If only Christine Clifford had picked up the Clue Phone...