The only brutally honest, unfiltered piano tutor book for absolute beginners that combines musical instruction with insults, sarcasm, gratuitous swearing, and superfluous anecdotes. By following along carefully and practicing regularly, you will learn how to read music, play pieces, understand chords, and perform with expression. There's even a potato you can colour in if it all gets too much.About the author: L. Blake has been teaching children and...