Morris' life would have been great-if not for his new stepsisters and those crazy little men who thought they were elves. No matter. Morris's latest stepmother would certainly be gone by Christmas like all the rest. Wasn't she already trolling on the internet all day for her next husband? But would she take Jasmine and Tanya with her? And why did these girls want to pull him into their troubles anyway? He just wanted to play video games. Everything...