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It's hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr's all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment. Since Bernie's... Read Full Overview

It's hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr's all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment. Since Bernie's... Read Full Overview

Since his 1977 debut, Bernie Rhodenbarr has won the devotion of an ever-increasing international audience. The lighthearted and light-fingered fellow, whose talents as a detective get him out of the trouble his burglar skills get him into, wins readers' hearts and minds as he... Read Full Overview

At a routine check-up, Bernie's dentist hires him to steal some valuable diamonds from his soon-to-be ex-wife. But after Bernie breaks into Crystal Sheldrake's apartment, someone comes home and Bernie slips into the closet. Time passes, and Bernie emerges, and there's lovely... Read Full Overview

At a routine check-up, Bernie's dentist hires him to steal some valuable diamonds from his soon-to-be ex-wife. But after Bernie breaks into Crystal Sheldrake's apartment, someone comes home and Bernie slips into the closet. Time passes, and Bernie emerges, and there's lovely... Read Full Overview

At a routine check-up, Bernie's dentist hires him to steal some valuable diamonds from his soon-to-be ex-wife. But after Bernie breaks into Crystal Sheldrake's apartment, someone comes home and Bernie slips into the closet. Time passes, and Bernie emerges, and there's lovely... Read Full Overview

A Bernie Rhodenbarr Mystery The "Bernie Rhodenbarr" series has garnered lavish praise from major media and the public alike, and with good reason. Now the series has returned to introduce a whole new audience to the criminal capers of Bernie, everyone's favorite burglar! In this... Read Full Overview

The thing about being a burglar is it's a secret best kept to yourself. Bernie Rhodenbarr discovers that his dentist knows he's a burglar and it seems that Dr. Sheldrake needs a burglar to steal back some valuable diamonds form his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Crystal. Bernie's visit... Read Full Overview