Meet Paul and Cheryl, star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the tracks, coupling like train cars in the night while on a collision-course with little Anthony and his even-littler Mee-maw. Meet them quickly, for nothing good is about to befall them...
But family matters take precendence over affairs of the heart.
When the 'man of the house' meets the 'girl next door' and offers to have her for dinner, that's not what she thought he meant!
It's...