All right, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news? You're dead, and I don't mean "you're in big trouble" dead; I mean "brain dead with no chance of resuscitation" dead. How do I know this? If you're reading this right now, it means that 1) you have left your corpse, and 2) you are now in the Egyptian afterlife known as the Duat, a realm of shadows, lakes of fire, and monsters with really bad names. The good news? My name's Ani, and I'm going...