"Our Accounting Department is the office that has the little red box on the wall saying, 'In case of emergency, please break glass.' And inside are two tickets to Brazil."--Robert Orben "Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."--Stephen Leacock "Over a long weekend, I could teach my dog to be an investment banker."--Herbert A. Allen "Whenever you're sitting...