Big Curmudgeon: 2,500 Outrageously Irreverent Quotations from World-Class Grumps and Cantankerous Commentators

by Jon Winokur

Book Overview

The author of the wildly successful Portable Curmudgeon and Portable Curmudgeon Redux outdoes himself in the biggest collection yet of acid wit and wisdom cunningly collected from sardonic savants of every stripe. A curmudgeon is defined as 1. A crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man; 2. Anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; or 3. anyone who points out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner. The Big Curmudgeon...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1579126979
• ISBN13: 9781579126971
• Release Date: May 2007
• Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers
• Length: 660 Pages
• Weight: 1.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.6" x 5.2" x 6.1"

Customer Reviews

Perfect for my curmudgeon

I saw this and thought of my brother right away. He's been getting a kick and many laughs out of it just like I knew he would.

Great content, poor binding and materials

First, I'm a big fan of Jon Winokur and strongly recommend any of his compilations, especially the Curmudgeon series, Writers on Writing, and Zen To Go. I've referred to few books as often as I have my old copies of The Portable Curmudgeon and The Portable Curmudgeon Redux. They are among few books that will eternally have a place on my office shelves and serve as a refreshing, if temporary, antidote against an increasingly absurd world. This newer consolidated version, with new quotes added, is definitely worth having---the content being as relevant, reaffirming, and hilarious as before. So why not five stars? Unfortunately, the publishers of The Big Curmudgeon, Black Dog and Leventhal, simply didn't do this book service. They used the cheapest materials and binding possible and the print quality is mediocre at best when you compare this version to the original issues (which were done by different publishers). Even the previous softcovers were leagues above this one, using quality linen over this hasty stack of cheap foolscap, with its peeling cover and fuzzy ink. Where is a hardbound version? The card-carrying cynics of the world that cherish the content this practical bible deserve better, and so does Jon Winokur. Let's hope the next edition receives the respect it deserves.

For the curmudgeon's of the world, this is your book

I bought this for a modern curmudgion friend and left it on his desk. I knew he had gotten it when I heard laughter from his cubicle. This is about the 5th one I have given to friends -- we have all enjoyed the humor and the wisdom in the sayings in this collection. I would recommend it for the curmudgions in your life.

The Big Kahoona

This book is terrific. I've never in my life read a book of quotations cover to cover but I read this one cover to cover. It's a joy to read, by and large, a much better book than the earlier one Jon Winokur wrote, and not just because it is fatter. This book now contains portraits of and interviews with famous curmudgeons (Fran Leibowitz, fresh off the top of my list) while being loaded at the same time with more aphorisms and quotations in a nearly encyclopedic variety of topics, A through Z. The quotations, of course, are not only acerbic and funny, they contain quite a bit of philosophy and cold comfort as well. Who said, "All television is children's television"? Although Winokur's book tells you, what's wonderful really is that television is felt to have been thoroughly assaulted with this one one-liner. Alexander Dumas (pere) has an astounding comment to make on the burden of marriage, one that seems different from anything you might have expected from such a romantic author. A special interview with Quentin Crisp, author of "The Naked Civil Servant," unfolds his philosophy of love and romantic relationships such that it makes any idea like "success is only possible through good and happy relationships" the quintessential quackery that it honestly is. There is variety in both the portraits and interviews as well as in the quotations and aphorisms. Curmudgeons and misanthropes, come one, come all; you're in all sizes and shapes and tastes (apparently: another positive quality of Winokur's book), and this fat book voraciously feeds any curmudgeon's or misanthrope's appetite -- from bloggers and comedians to literary critics and ecologists, from philosphers and feminists to anyone who sees humanity as less than squeaky clean and totally without hypocrisy. There are truths here you probably won't find anywhere else. On a more critical note, while quotations from Ambrose Bierce, Dorothy Parker, and Florence King, for instance, are absolutely wonderful, not so wonderful are the words of professional comic writers, people like P.J. O'Rourke and Dave Barry. Not only are their comments not funny or witty or deep, they are offensively dull, yawn-invoking. I also didn't like the Winokur's inclusion of certain people labeled curmudgeons but who are so only in a highly specialized sense. Geoff Shackelford, a "golf curmudgeon" (yawn) has things to say that were decidedly not worth reading, and Guy Kawasaki, a "computer curmudgeon," has words to say that are simply petty or coming from too narrow a perspective. Once P.J. O'Rourke's two-cents are introduced around page 537, the last 120 pages of the book seem to decline in humor, wit, or philosophy -- except for the section known as "W," which includes wonderfully perspicacious perceptions on wives, women, and the world.