1. All dogs are smart, even the dumb ones. 2. Walking on all fours requires extreme skill; no human can do it. These are the first two of twelve inbred guidelines that make a dog what it is. The Best Worst Dog I Ever Had shares the happy and sad times of a young couple (Larry and Iowa Becky) and their five dogs through fifty years. Chapters alternate between human stories followed by canine interpretations (written...